Send someone an alpaca.
Every day. For a month.
Pick a person. We'll then send them a hand-picked alpaca every morning for thirty days. The alpacas have not agreed to this and would like that noted.
One payment. No subscription. One-click opt-out.
Three steps. Thirty alpacas.
Nominate your person
Tell us who's getting the alpacas. A friend, a foe, or simply yourself. Add a note and take the credit, or stay anonymous. We won't ask why.
Let them know
Know their email? We'll send the invitation for you. Haven't the foggiest? Take a link and send it to them and let them open their generous gift.
Release the alpacas
Once the gift is opened, an alpaca turns up every single morning, never the same one twice, until the month runs out. Nothing else for you to do.
Who are you buying for?
The One With Too Much Hair Product
They have views on texture. They have a routine. They are about to spend a month being quietly outclassed by an animal that lives in a field and has never once been to a salon.
The One Who Thinks They're Above This
They said the pug thing was silly. They will receive thirty photographs of an animal with exactly their facial expression, and somewhere around day nine they will start forwarding them to other people.
The Deserving
It's you. Nobody else was going to, and quite frankly, you deserve it. Put your own name in the box. We won't mention it, and neither will the alpacas.
We serve all three, without judgement. The alpacas do not. 🦙
This is what lands, every morning.
No adverts. No upsells. No “you might also like.” Just one alpaca (a real one), one caption, and the best start to any day.
- ✓Delivered by email or WhatsApp
- ✓A new alpaca each day (a real one)
- ✓Captions written with a sense of humour
- ✓One-click opt-out (reluctantly)
Alpaca a Day
to you · 08:00
Day 4. He has made his assessment.
He came over to the fence, looked at the camera for some time, and left. Nothing was communicated and yet the meaning was perfectly clear.
Sent with love by Jonny.
Had enough? Stop the alpacas in one click.
Can you really put a price on the joy of an alpaca?
The Taster
14 days · 14 alpacas
For testing the water, or the friendship.
- ✓An alpaca every morning for a fortnight
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same alpaca twice
- ✓Starts immediately, no waiting around
- ✓One-click opt-out
The Full Month
30 days · 30 alpacas
The proper commitment. 17p an alpaca.
- ✓An alpaca every morning for thirty days
- ✓Personalised gift message on day one
- ✓Never the same alpaca twice
- ✓Schedule the day it starts
- ✓One-click opt-out
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You've got questions.
Is this a joke?+
It might seem it, but no, we're deadly serious. It is a real service that really does send a real alpaca to a real person, every day, for a month.
How does it actually reach them?+
When they open your gift link they choose where their alpacas should turn up, from email to WhatsApp.
Can they make it stop?+
Every single alpaca carries a one-click opt-out. We didn't want to do that, but our lawyers told us we had to (Boo!). If they use it, the alpacas stop immediately. But really, who wouldn't want to see an alpaca every morning for a month?
Will they know it's from me?+
Only if you'd like them to know. They'll receive the gift with your name and a personalised message. You can also go entirely anonymous, and we won't ask why.
Will they get the same alpaca twice?+
No. Thirty days, thirty distinct alpacas. We keep a register. We take this extremely seriously, which is by some distance the funniest part.
Is it a subscription?+
No. You pay once, it runs its course, and then it stops. No card kept on file, no auto-renewal, no dark patterns. Just alpacas, then silence.
Can I schedule it to start on a birthday?+
Yes. Choose the start date and the first alpaca will land on the morning of. Nothing says 'many happy returns' like a month of being looked at.
Do they spit?+
At each other, mostly, and usually over food. At people, rarely, and generally with cause. None of this can happen to you through an email, which is the safest possible way to enjoy an alpaca.
Is an alpaca the same as a llama?+
No, and mixing them up is the single fastest way to annoy anyone who keeps either. Alpacas are the smaller, fluffier one, with short spear-shaped ears and a squashed face buried in fleece. Llamas are bigger, with long banana ears and a proper muzzle, and they are the ones people are thinking of when they mention the spitting. We send alpacas.